Sunday, November 20, 2011

Toronto Santa Claus Parade 2011

HO HO HO, Santa and his gang took over the downtown core today while thousands of people lined the streets of #Toronto during the November 20, 2011 Santa Claus Parade. I imagine hundreds were injured as candy was thrown willy nilly-like and the parade floats crashed in the streets as they fought in the style of Ben Hur's chariot races. I think Santa's float had those sword things on his wheels as his massive solid gold chariot easily overpowered the smaller, more innocent floats. Santa waved to those that survived as he savoured his crushing victory. Post by James and Joe Hamilton.
Crowds rush in to help the survivors along the Bay Street Parade route.
Out came the swords as the army tried to battle Santa
EMS crews fought the Reindeer and ripped out the deadly antlers, then wore them as trophies

See more of the horror of the Toronto Santa Claus Parade after the jump.

Little Dinosaurs getting a better view
Big Panda
Toronto Rock Cheerleaders with mascot Igneous T Rock on the left.

Marching Band
A beautiful lady in green counts the dead

Super Mario Brothers
Power Rangers
Mounted Police


Royal Canadian Mounted Police (RCMP) on their horses

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