London Bobbies surrounded a cage full of women (or birds as the English say) at Yonge-Dundas Square today in #Toronto. The British police must have been leftover from the Prince Charles and Camilla (Duchess of Cornwall) tour of our fair city and they arrested the girls and threw them in the clink for being too beautiful, although some of the ladies were out in their orange jumpsuits as part of some hot chain gang.
It was a MASSIVE SCANDAL as they were guilty of dangerously big lashes, received at the end of the large orange wand of Scandal Eyes mascara from Rimmel (Get the London Look). I was trying to post bail for the poor, poor women but the authorities wouldn’t release them into my custody. Now that is scandalous.
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