Wednesday, December 19, 2012

End of World 2012 discovered

#Toronto Scientists find a ring of mystery surrounding the planet Earth, mere days before the end of days destroy the festive season. With NASA finding no reason to believe the world will end in 2012 the Hubble telescope was turned towards the third rock from the sun when the ring was discovered. A close up of the circular debris ring shows gigantic space objects that are destabilizing the earth's gravity and our big, blue ball will soon our world will be torn asunder - similar to a bad case of Krakenitis. Looking remarkably like the Kensington Market entrance sign, but so obviously not, the Hubble takes a great picture. The scientific community remains in shock and has started selling their long term stocks and bonds.
The ring of death grew out of a smaller object that seemed to rest on top of the planet, then rapidly grew around the equator area. The object left a doo-doo right on the Bering Straight which caused a large tsunami.

Animals are the first to sense a disturbance in the force.... of gravity 
The electrical circuits, at right, feeding the medium Hadrian Collider are being prepared to blast the objects out of orbit. No space shuttles are available for launching an Earth rescue mission and the earlier North Korean attempt to rescue the world missed the target by several inches, but it was a great try - good job Kim Jong-Un! The rocket was unbalanced by the same objects that threaten our planet.

The December 21, 2012 prediction starts with a fur ball and will end with a bang. Don't forget the Kensington Market Winter Solstice celebrations happening on the Friday the 21st, starting at 6 pm "Ignite the longest, darkest night!" The evening event is a participatory lantern parade starting at Oxford and Augusta leaving at 6:30 pm and ending at Alexandra Park.

Expert Numerologists have been brought in to come up with the next stage of the Mayan calendar to alleviate the risk until the next calendar publishing cycle.

NASA beyond 2012 answers the deep questions.

Question (Q): Are there any threats to the Earth in 2012? Many Internet websites say the world will end in December 2012.
Answer (A):The world will not end in 2012. Our planet has been getting along just fine for more than 4 billion years, and credible scientists worldwide know of no threat associated with 2012.

Q: What is the origin of the prediction that the world will end in 2012?
A: The story started with claims that Nibiru, a supposed planet discovered by the Sumerians, is headed toward Earth. This catastrophe was initially predicted for May 2003, but when nothing happened the doomsday date was moved forward to December 2012 and linked to the end of one of the cycles in the ancient Mayan calendar at the winter solstice in 2012 -- hence the predicted doomsday date of December 21, 2012.

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