Santa screams HO HO HO and kicks your door down and shoves presents under the tree - no more cramped, sooty chimneys for ol' Saint Nick. He heads out to the next house, slowing only to grab some pop and wings from the kitchen before he hops back aboard the sleigh and Rudolph leads the way across the world. Oh look, I got coal for Christmas.
Santa from the Holiday Fair TO at City Hall gives the thumbs up. PS he would never kick down your door.